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  <body>&quot;Where the Hell is Matt? Dancing Badly Around the World&quot; is a book about my experiences making the first three dancing videos from 2003 to 2008. It's 40,000 words on 226 pages with several hundred photos thrown in. It's broken up into about 60 short chapters, each of which is centered around a clip from one of the videos.

Here's a &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/WhereTheHellisMatt-PapuaNewGuinea.pdf&quot;&gt;SAMPLE CHAPTER&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.

It's a perfect gift for the aimless young graduate whose future you wish to sabotage by filling his or her head with frivolous ambitions and unreasonable expectations while the soul-crushing realities of our cruel and indifferent world slowly close in on all sides. It's also a suitable read for those who enjoy funny stories from far away places.

There is a tiny bit of colorful language here and there, so it's perhaps unfit for delicate minds, but I figure the title wards those folks off well enough.

I sell the book for its suggested retail price of $14.95. You can buy it right now on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Where-Hell-Matt-Dancing-Around/dp/1602396523/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1245746846&amp;sr=8-1&quot;&gt;Amazon&lt;/a&gt; for way way less, and by all means feel free to do that. No hard feelings. Honest.

You can also buy the book on &lt;a href=http://www.amazon.com/Where-Hell-Matt-Dancing-ebook/dp/B002G1ZQTQ/ref=kinw_dp_ke?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1245746846&amp;sr=8-1&gt;Kindle&lt;/a&gt; for $9.99. The photos are in black and white and some of the section breaks are funky, but it's an admirable conversion of the printed page.

If you buy the book from me, the only difference (aside from, did I mention, paying more) is that I will inscribe the inside front page however you like. You can enter your desired text into the box on the order page. If you don't enter anything in, I'll just write some basic salutation and sign it.

I spend a lot of time away from home, as you may be aware, so I can't always fill orders quickly. Please allow up to a month for delivery. If the book is a gift for a special occasion, please specify the date in the inscription request box and I'll rush the order if necessary.

-Matt
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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Where the Hell is Matt? Dancing Badly Around the World&amp;#8221; is a book about my experiences making the first three dancing videos from 2003 to 2008. It&amp;#8217;s 40,000 words on 226 pages with several hundred photos thrown in. It&amp;#8217;s broken up into about 60 short chapters, each of which is centered around a clip from one of the videos.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s a &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/WhereTheHellisMatt-PapuaNewGuinea.pdf&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;SAMPLE&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;caps&quot;&gt;CHAPTER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a perfect gift for the aimless young graduate whose future you wish to sabotage by filling his or her head with frivolous ambitions and unreasonable expectations while the soul-crushing realities of our cruel and indifferent world slowly close in on all sides. It&amp;#8217;s also a suitable read for those who enjoy funny stories from far away places.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is a tiny bit of colorful language here and there, so it&amp;#8217;s perhaps unfit for delicate minds, but I figure the title wards those folks off well enough.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sell the book for its suggested retail price of $14.95. You can buy it right now on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Where-Hell-Matt-Dancing-Around/dp/1602396523/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1245746846&amp;sr=8-1&quot;&gt;Amazon&lt;/a&gt; for way way less, and by all means feel free to do that. No hard feelings. Honest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can also buy the book on &lt;a href=http://www.amazon.com/Where-Hell-Matt-Dancing-ebook/dp/B002G1ZQTQ/ref=kinw_dp_ke?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1245746846&amp;sr=8-1&gt;Kindle&lt;/a&gt; for $9.99. The photos are in black and white and some of the section breaks are funky, but it&amp;#8217;s an admirable conversion of the printed page.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you buy the book from me, the only difference (aside from, did I mention, paying more) is that I will inscribe the inside front page however you like. You can enter your desired text into the box on the order page. If you don&amp;#8217;t enter anything in, I&amp;#8217;ll just write some basic salutation and sign it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I spend a lot of time away from home, as you may be aware, so I can&amp;#8217;t always fill orders quickly. Please allow up to a month for delivery. If the book is a gift for a special occasion, please specify the date in the inscription request box and I&amp;#8217;ll rush the order if necessary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Matt&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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